I am innocent, sir, I assure you,
and therefore I bid you adieu.
Believe me, I have not committed this crime.
I really must go, I am short on time,
my hours of life left are few.

You see sir, I’ve contracted the flu,
but the virus is still somewhat new.
I’ll be back before you can say a rhyme.
I am innocent, sir, I assure you.

These things that you say are not true.
I’m sick, need a doctor, get a clue!
While you’re arguing, I’ll die in the meantime
if you don’t come to a conclusion sometime.
I guess there is nothing more I can do.
I am innocent, sir, I assure you...